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twitter eats your soul
05.11.09
Twitter seems to be the new thing for hipsters to be doing on their macbooks or smugphones these days, and it makes absolutely no sense, dont believe me? (of course you dont, im an idiot) go here
Yep, thats right, a whole page of people posting about bowel movements, and all within the last day, now if this isnt a sign that we as humanity should all just stop breathing i dont know what is. And its not just the fact that people post this "shit" (tee hee) its that other people will actually read it and comment and reply to it, its like the slowest chat room ever, which chat rooms that arent the pure breeds (ala IRC) are for another day (i feel i should reiterate, IRC is the only acceptable form of a chat room, and even then that is rare).
Now normally i would just keep my rage to myself, seeing as i am kind of a target in that i have a website that is basically me bitching about stuff i have no real interest in, but these people just love shoving it in your face "OH YEAH I JUST TWEETED ABOUT THAT! HA HA HA HA!"
These people are assholes to the highest order and are also the most insecure about themselves, not me im horribly insecure but i vent onto a shitty website that no one reads and that realistically only gets aboot 3 hits a week (go ahead click the thingy^, i speak da truf). I mean if you read this site then no doubt you actually know me, and you know that i dont really whore it out too much, i'll just tell some people on the rare occasion that something new is up (oh hey! yeah i told you there was something new, well this is it, yeah i know it isnt very good) but irregardless (i know) people who use twitter are so twisted up in their own little lands its sad, and i really shouldnt be making fun of them, but they shouldnt be annoying, so it evens out.
One more thing, i think it is acceptable for celebrities to have accounts because i can actually see some people buried under the bottom rung of society wanting to know about that, but still it aint cool.
OH HEY LOOK A NEW COLOR THEME THAT DOESNT KILL MY EYES! SWEEEEEEEEET!
When will SciFi learn that its Movies Suck?
03.02.2009
So SciFi has cancelled many a good show, and there are many others that they could have picked up cheap from other networks (cough firefly cough) but yet they never have, simply because they feel it is too expensive. Why were StarGate SG1 and StarGate Atlantis cancelled, well SG1 because it was too expensive, even though it was awesome, some say it was never the same after season 7 but it was still alot better than most everything else that is on TV in general. Atlantis had a somewhat bad middle of the run, but season 5 was amazing aswell, but then they decided to cancel that aswell, now both of these shows were actually doing quite well in the ratings, but they decided that it was a better use of their money to make movies like anaconda XIV and the like, movies that suck by every definition of the word, movies that they say star dean cane. Now dean cane has never been in a single good production (ok ripleys believe it or not was alright) but they cannot do this to us, they keep cancelling good shows because of budget issues yet they never stop making these shitty, horrible movies that no one likes.
And now im done, that was a quality rant and i mostly went with it to use my new keyboard that i have been dying to use, its an original IBM Model M, what many consider to be the best keyboard ever made. And no it is not my undoing as SOMEONE has said.
Hopefully ill be posting more in the coming days.
I'm not your "bra"
01.01.2009
My cellphone number must have been owned by someone named brock. Because i keep getting his calls, now judging from the type of people who call looking for this "brock" i can assume that he is most likely an asshole, or douchebag, or some combination thereof. Today one of the more interesting ones called, a man named Jeff, or Geoff. Now i've had this number for over a year, so the wrong numbers for this brock fellow have dwindled, but this jeff chap is truly a case for people being radiated, he was the definition of douche, every third word was "bra" not bro or brother, but bra. It's like he was trying to insult my intelligence. Now i have no problem with these words when they are used correctly, but when i am not your blood relative it pisses me off, because youre dumb and most likely breeding because women tend to go for guys who use said words out of context. And the fact he also accused me of stealing the phone and the he'd call the police on me "Because brock and i are like this" (i assume at this point he was holding up two fingers, but failed to realize that doesnt translate well over a phone) to which i replied, "well evidently not, because ive had this phone for quite a while" and then he decided i was one of brocks other "bra's" playing a joke on him. At this point i lost patience with this whole situation and i made it clear to him if he called back i would place a trout in his anus (it doesnt sound that bad at first i know, but consider the trout removal, yepo gross) then i hung up and cradled my head in my hands for five or so minutes while i attempted to figure out how anyon
e could be that stupid, then i felt blood pooling in my ear so i stopped.
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